Good Morning Bleeps! Your menstruating moderator is ready to fill you in on ALL OF THE THINGS.
Well, all of the things that happened since yesterday. It’s going to be a day of much busy-ness so I wasn’t sure if I’d have time to get back here.
First off, Fertility Friend is freakin’ me out man. Despite the fact that this past cycle was a wackadoodle failure and ended several days later than my last one when I logged into FF yesterday to tell it that I was bleeding (yay!) it had already predicted that I would have CD1 yesterday. How did it know?! I don’t have regular cycles and it told me it would take three regular cycles to make accurate predictions. It was spooky. It’s like FF has a tracking device inside my uterus or something.
HOLY CRAP WHAT IF IT DOES?
My period has turned into much more of a period than it was yesterday, so yes bleeps, I am officially wearing underwear. Damn laundry day. I’m also having deeeelightful cramps today that made me want to take a sick day, but I have two class visits this afternoon that someone else would have to handle for me, so I am here and surviving. When I’m menstrual I crave all of the bad things. The salty, sugary, processed food bad things. Plus Coke (a cola). I didn’t give in on the Coke (you may all virtually high five/slap my behind with pride now) but yesterday I skipped out on bowling night with Chief and asked if afterwards he would go to the frozen food section and get all of the things that are bad for me. I am proud to say that that man came home with taquitos, pizza rolls, Ben and Jerry’s, a snicker’s bar, chocolate milk AND flowers. This is why I keep him ladies. His parents might be certifiably insane, but this is why I keep him. I will be as big as a house when this is all said and done, but at least I’ve got Chief.
I’ll pick up my Clomid tomorrow and start taking it Monday. Next weekend we’re going to a football game and then the Tuesday following that is my ultrasound, so I expect these next few weeks to fly by 🙂
Also, in the world of non IF related things I just finished this book. It was AMAZING. I stayed up until 1:30 am finishing it. It is super chilling and sort of creepy, but also quite gripping. I’ve also read this series by her, which is very, very excellent-and also creepy. If you’re looking for some good reads these are for you. And that’s it folks, straight from the librarian’s mouth.
Happy (in)Fertile Friday 🙂