1. Now I want to be a doctor even though I can’t handle bodily fluids or gore of any kind.
2. Why didn’t someone stop the pregnant girl from starting Greys Anatomy binge watching on Netflix? EVERY. EPISODE. IS. TRAGIC.
3. I am convinced that
a) my baby is going to have a diaphragm hernia
b) my husband is going to get congestive heart failure
c) the Captain is going to have a fatal car accident
d) someone is going to sleep with at least one of my doctors
4. But I can’t stop watching. EVER.