I took a pregnancy test last night.
Y’all, I know that’s stupid. But seriously, it’s like some weird addiction. I could go on that show. At any rate, it was positive. I know you’re all shocked.
IT HAD JUST BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAD PEED ON ANYTHING.
And the test was just sitting there. Feeling lonely.
Desperate to be peed on.
That’s all I got. I’m a weirdo. Charlie’s “let’s make sure you’re still a girl” ultrasound is on Tuesday and I’m actually a teensy bit nervous about it, so….happy thoughts?