Librarian: I love my snoogle. I wonder where they got the name? I mean, obviously “snuggle” had something to do with it, but what else? Oh-I know! Poodle!
Chief: Really? You think “snoogle” comes from “snuggle” and “poodle”?
Librarian: Well, yeah. I mean, it sounds right.
Chief: How about “snuggle” and “noodle”? You know, because it actually looks like a giant noodle? And nothing like a poodle?
Librarian: Well, it’s white. And poodles are white.
Chief: Only some poodles are white. You’re a poodle racist.
Librarian: I don’t know why you have to be so hurtful.